[轉貼]其實又窮又唔靚仔都可以溝到靚女

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識得一個朋友，既唔靚仔，亦唔有錢，總之，條件點秤都唔係最attractive果隻男仔。不過勁就勁在，每次同佢拍親拖既女朋友，都係靚到Dum一聲既靚女，次次見佢都好似拖住件名模出街咁款。



一大班男仔坐響Pub度，大家飲到有幾分醉意既時候，有朋友終於忍唔住問：「都唔知d靚女貪你d咩？究竟你出左d咩招數，咁多咁高質既女仔為你死心塌地呀？」



咁呢個朋友就話啦：「冇喎，做返自己遮。你地成日以為d靚女好難追，查實唔係架喎！個個以為佢地大把人追唔敢埋身，個個都係咁諗果陣，終於咪冇人埋身囉！我大膽敢埋去，執隻死雞遮！」



另一個飲大左既朋友就即刻搭嗲勒：「妖！執死雞都要靚仔d下話…拿，我地呢度個個都靚仔過你丫，又唔見我地執到死雞？」



朋友大啖大啖咁飲左杯紅酒，然之後哈哈大笑：「拿，就係你地成日諗埋晒d無謂野囉。一日掛住靚唔靚仔呀，有冇錢呀呢d野，妖！我好清楚自己定位架喎，我又
唔靚仔又窮，咁我咪做返唔靚仔同冇錢既人做既野囉。你地可能靚仔我少少，錢多我少少，但係去到溝女果陣，又死要整個萬人迷眼神出黎，又扮闊佬，唔好玩啦，
你估班女傻既咩，睇得穿你地班傻佬響度死充，你地仲冇面呀。」



我又飲左啖紅酒，覺得，都幾有道理丫。



有時我諗，做人都係咁丫，好多人成人try
to將自己present成一個好charm，又或者好掂既人咁，之不過，真實中既自己就唔係咁既料丫嘛。你越夾硬充，就越唔自然。你明明個人正正常常冇
問題，夾硬充有型有格，咪扣晒分囉。於是人地唔死充果個，咪輕輕鬆鬆執隻死雞囉。



「死充，呃果班從未見過世面既小妹妹都仲得…」朋友又話：「稍為見過下世面果班，你真係當佢傻既咩。」



係丫，我贊成。

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